Funny Jokes Of Q&A
Posted by lionel319 @ Wed 06 Dec, 06, 11:43AM under Jokes
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it
doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
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Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When
the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
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Q: What's the height of recycling?A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
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Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a dayas I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
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Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquitoenters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.
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Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzanremoved his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".
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