Jewish woman says to her mother:

'I'm divorcing Sheldon ... all he wants is anal
sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent piece
when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece.'

Mother says: 'You're married to a multi-millionaire
businessman ... you live in an 8 bedroom mansion ...
you drive a Ferrari ... you get $10,000 a week allowance ...
you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all
that away for 45 cents?'

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