1. Men are  like 
Laxatives 
 They  irritate the crap out of  you. 

 

2. Men are  like. 
 Bananas 
 The  older they get, the less firm they  are. 
 


3. Men are  like 
 Weather 
 Nothing  can be done to change them. 
 
 


4. Men are  like 
Blenders 
 You  need One, but you're not quite  sure why. 
 
 


5. Men are  like 
Chocolate  Bars 
 Sweet,  smooth, & they usually head right for your  hips. 


6. Men are  like 
Commercials 
 You  can't believe a word  they say. 
 


7. Men are  like 
 Department  Stores 
 Their  clothes are always 1/2 off! 
 


8. Men are  like 
Government  Bonds 
 ..  They take soooooooo long to mature.
 


9. Men are  like 
Mascara 
They  usually run at the first sign of emotion. 
 


10. 
 Men are  like 
 Popcorn 
 They  satisfy you, but only for a little  while. 


11. Men are  like 
 Snowstorms 
 You  never know when they're coming, how many inches  you'll get or how long it will  last. 


12. Men are  like 
Lava  Lamps 
 Fun  to look at, but not very bright. 
 


13. Men are  like 
 Parking  Spots 
 All  the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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